Gotta Love Kindergarten Kids (names changed):

First Day--beginning of lesson:
Daisy: Are you the principal?
Me: No.

Next Day--beginning of lesson (same group):
Daisy: Are you the principal?
Me: No.
Letia: Well, are you a teacher, then?
Me: Yes.

Same Day--end of lesson 
Joey, Letia, Daisy: I did all of my work. Can I clip up (reward chart)?
Me: Yes. 
Joey, Letia, Daisy: (Leave to clip up)

Me: Audrey, next time I want you to focus more and try to keep up with the group and do your work. Ok? Let's work harder on that on Monday.
Audrey: Can I clip up?
Me: Not today. Maybe next time.
Audrey: Are you gonna get rid of me?
Me: Nooooooooooooo! I'm gonna KEEP you! :) (((((hugs)))))